Not only is Sandra Bullock naked on a skit on Chelsea Handler’s talk show, but she even bullies the (also) naked host.

Monday night, during the opening comedy sketch on comedy show “Chelsea Lately” viewers might have watched more than what they bargained for. Nude Sandra Bullock and nude Chelsea Handler had a chat in the staff showers about what the need to be a responsible talk show host.

There’s no other place for girls to have a chit-chat than in the shower, while being completely nude. The skit opens with Sandra Bullock storming into the shower, where Chelsea Handler apparently enjoyed her moment.

“Hi Sandra” reacts Chelsea Handler surprised. “Sandy” the 48-year-old actress reacts. “For friends and industry insiders it’s Sandy. You might just want to call me Sandra” the actress begins her nude bullying. “Don’t worry about what I just said, okay? What you need to worry about is pulling you sh-t together with this fancy new state that you have which I think is a sham” a naked Sandra Bullock adds.

While it’s obviously hard to take serious to women talking about the responsibility of being a good talk show host in a shower, while naked, the skit is fun to watch. Sandra Bullock sells the criticism part just fine, considering she is naked in the shower. And boy, does she have a list of grievances regarding Chelsea Handler.

“First of all, stop calling yourself the white Oprah… You have a responsibility to be a respectable talk show host” Sandra Bullock tells Chelsea Handler. “This comes directly from Oprah’s mouth, to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, your vagina, up my vagina, out my ass” the 48-year-old actress explains, only to conclude that “the theme of this message is that you are a huge disappointment”.

And the criticism doesn’t stop here. Keeping a straight-face, while still both naked, Sandra Bullock tells Chelsea Handler to “lay off the booze” and “stop sleeping with your guests”. In her defense, the talk show host explained she’s “not drinking nearly as much” and doesn’t “even sleep with that many” guests any more. Well, except for “some of the rappers”.

One thing is obvious after seeing Sandra Bullock naked on Chelsea Handler’s show: the 48-year-old actress keeps a clean figure for her age.