Mitt Romney Will Bring On The Zombie Apocalypse

We love it when celebrities get creative in endorsing politicians. Joss Whedon’s last video says Mitt Romney is the president who will bring on the zombie apocalypse. The “Avengers” writer poked fun at Mitt Romney’s policies with a fake “endorsement”.

Whereas some celebrities don’t even want to joke about it, Joss Whedon decided to go with a visual and fun example of what America would look like under the Mitt Romney presidency. Josh Whedon’s Mitt Romney video endorses the GOP candidate as the man who will bring on the zombie apocalypse.

The video starts with Josh Whedon in the kitchen holding a straight face as he explains how life is going to be when fighting zombies and struggling to stay in business and live a normal life. Basically, if you vote for Romney prepare for the zombie apocalypse. It’s a good thing however that Mitt Romney isn’t afraid “to face a ravening grasping horde of subhumans, because that’s how he sees poor people already”.

“Like a lot of liberal Americans  I was excited when Barack Obama took office four years ago” says Joss Whedon in his Mitt Romney zombie video. “But it’s a very different world now, and Mitt Romney is a very different candidate, one with the vision and determination to cut through business-as-usual politics and finally put this country back on the path to the zombie apocalypse” the writer adds.

Under the Mitt Romney presidency, “the 1 percent will no longer be the very rich, it’ll be the very fast”. Mitt Romney’s presidency and policies on “health care, education, social services, reproductive rights…will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting”, all elements Josh Whedon says are crucial “in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland”.

And there’s more. Mitt Romney’s policy on economy is going to dive the United States “into true insolvency and chaos”, the kind the government won’t be able to “buy back”. So, if you want to vote for Mitt Romney, take Joss Whedon’s advice and ask yourself: “Am I ready for the purity and courage of Mitt Romney’s apocalyptic vision?”…Well, “Mitt’s ready”.

Joss Whedon’s video on Mitt Romney is surely going to spark controversy with the GOP advocates, but remember “if Mitt takes office, sooner or later the zombies will come for all of us”.

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