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Sinead O’Connor is in desperate need of sex

She said it herself on her official website! Singer Sinead O’Connor, whose latest figure is not very complimentary (another, more polite, way of saying she is fat) is complaining about the fact that she does not have a partner and she is in desperate need of sex.

Two decades ago, Sinead O’Connor was breathtaking. Despite her unconventional look (shaved head, rebel attitude, black clothing), no one could argue that she was anything but beautiful. In time, things have happened… And when we say things, we mean pounds. She has gathered them and recently, she has shocked the entire world by displaying her new figure. The 44-year old is nothing like she used to be. The only way to recognize her is the gorgeous eyes and the adorable cheek dimples… and her sense of humor.

“I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck”, the singer wrote on her website. “I don’t yet own a truck but I’m beginning to understand her head space,” she added. “And I am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab’s whole fleet in one hour.”

O’Connor says that her way of living and her fame do not make things easy for her when it comes to picking a partner. Apparently, men only want to be with her “because they like my (legendary) arse”. However, she does not want to give up hope because, as she puts it, “I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun.”
 
She also put sort of a dating ad, in which she names all the qualities she is looking for in a man:
“He must be no younger than 44, must not be named Brian or Nigel, must be blind enough to think I’m gorgeous, has to be employed and he has to like his mother.”

Anyone interested? If you fit the profile, Sinead left an address to which you can send your resume – vampyahslayah@yahoo.com. We are not sure if she accepts women partners anymore, though.

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