You probably entered this site because you were looking for the funny sex tape that Charlize Theron has created. Tough luck. I was hoping for that, too, but Charlize was in the mood for an April Fools’ prank, instead.
The video was created as a skit for Funny or Die, which means you won’t get to see Charlize naked at all. No, not even half naked, sorry. At the beginning of the video, the actress speaks to the camera as if she was making preparations for the movie with her lover. Too bad she… fakes it (interesting choice of words, I know) and you immediately realize this is not a real sex tape. Still, where there’s Charlize, there’s hope, so you continue to watch the video.
Before she moves on to the bed (oh goodie) Charlize turns on the radio, once again, ruining the big surprise with a creepy song. To top it all, she threatens the camera “Move over Paris and Kim. ‘Cause I’m gonna do some real kinky shit”. Now I’m no expert and I sure don’t watch porn movies every time I’m home alone on Thursday nights, sometimes Saturdays, but you kind of realize at this point that Charlize Theron is just messing with you and there will be no action.
The scene with the two leather masked men wearing mouth gags is somewhat surprising, but the previously described sequences have diminished its intensity. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same thing about Charlize Theron’s voice which really gives you the creeps. In the end, she even tosses hot milk on the men to punish them. These scenes might take you back to the times of the “Monster”, Charlize’s highly acclaimed movie, but I doubt she will get an Oscar for this performance. As I said before, you can tell she’s faking it. The performance in the video, of course.
The 36-year-old actress also published a response video saying that Funny or Die is responsible for the so-called sex tape because they hacked into her phone. She further added that Funny or Die “is an enemy to smoking hot actresses everywhere”. Yes, they are! They let us watch weird looking men jumping on beds instead of hot actresses. You should be ashamed of yourselves!