Alicia Silverstone Endorses Leaf Vibrator

Alicia Silverstone isn’t only endorsing vegan, but an eco-friendly vibrator too. Alicia Silverstone writes on OpenSky.com about the Leaf vibrator, “inspired by nature”.

Talk about eco-friendly endorsement taken to the extreme. Alicia Silverstone is on OpenSky.com endorsing the Leaf vibrator, but her eco-friendly marketing isn’t exactly exciting women into buying the Kind Lifer.

“OK, ladies – sometimes it’s nice to have a little extra…something…when you’re getting it on (solo, with your partner…whatever floats your boat)” Alicia Silverstone starts her selling pitch. “There is one personal massager company that’s actually Kinder than all the rest” she adds.

“These vibrators from Leaf come in a bunch of different shapes, all inspired by nature. I like that they look natural and feminine…like leaves and flowers…not scary” the vegan star adds on the perks’ list of the eco-friendly vibrator. Alicia, this is 2012…there are no scary vibrators out there…

“There’s a few different varieties so you can pick one that speaks to you. It’s nice to know that you can get your green on and your groove on at the same time” Alicia Silverstone adds in her “Leaf Educational Video”.

The Leaf vibrators come in “six beautiful designs” and “are inspired by nature”, featuring “a wide range of shapes that are sure to please”. The word the marketing team was looking for was “pleasure” not “please”… But wait, there’s some more innovation to the eco-friendly vibrator that will blow you away.

“The entire Leaf collection is powered by PowerBullet which has been specifically engineered to offer the deepest pulsating vibrations available” and all “are shipped in a sturdy reusable storage box that contains a beautiful canvas tote and an informative instruction manual”.

And it won’t feel awkward at all choosing a vibrator called Life that “is to be celebrated”, Bloom that “has perfectly captured the essence of a naturally budding flower” or Vitality “the essence of nature”. Touch, which “is as basic as breathing”, Fresh (“new, exciting, and pure perfection”) and Spirit (“the embodiment of nature”) are the names of the other three Leaf vibrators.

Alicia Silverstone’s endorsement of the Leaf vibrator is almost just as bad as Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 commercial. Why do celebrities have to ruin favorite products just because they’re famous?!

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